Salad Rules: Lessons in Greek

To be clear, I am not Greek. I have also never been to Greece. But when my parents came back from Greece, they said that my Greek salad was the closest they have ever gotten to being back. That is my only source of authority here. In Greek, “Greek Salad” is called horiatiki. Apparently this…

The art of sandwich (Ep. 4)

It’s a proven fact that a good sandwich will get you laid. Don’t believe me? I bet your mother or father made each other  a sandwich one night. And they made you! Sandwiches will heal wounds and achieve justice. All good sandwiches are based on a couple of core elements. At its most simple, a…

The Golden Salad Dressing Ratio

  I never buy salad dressing and neither should you. It is expensive, full of sugar and chemicals, and not worth your time. It also makes everything taste like shitty oil. I want to show you The Golden Salad Dressing Ratio. All salad dressings can really be broken down into five major components. With this “Golden…